More Fun Twitter Postings

Are you on Twitter? I am there as @betsyanne and @nontrads. Every so often I try to post a few fun Twitter postings here or on another blog.

You can find some fun tweets there just by going to http://twitter.com/public_timeline.

Here are the latest:

@beingswell I got in an argument w/ a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place 4an argument, b/c I tried 2 walk out& had 2slam the flap ~ Hedberg

@SphynxAll No time spent with a cat on your lap can be considered waste.

@lifecruise I am never upset for the reason I think. -- A Course In Miracles

@ChiNurse Beginning my new career as a scalawag. Next stop, charlatan.

@AprilAMiller Via a friend on Facebook (whoa): 1: Go to Google 2: Type in "why won't" & don't press enter 3: Read 1st suggested search result.

@LoriMoreno If I keep a green bough in my heart, the singing bird will come. ~Chinese Proverb #quote

-Betsyanne

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More Interesting Twitter Postings

I hope you like these. I have lots more I will post soon.

@EnchantedHeart【●】 SΞΓ ΓHΞ SДILS. PЦLL ДИCHФЯ. CДSΓ ДЩДУ. FΞΞL ΓHΞ ЩIИD ДΓ УФЦЯ БДCҜ. ҜΞΞP УФЦЯ ΞУΞS ФИ ΓHΞ HФЯIZФИ. 【●】

@GirlsSentAway RT @SherKro: RT @scalzi What does a writer's office look like? FACE THE TERROR: http://twitpic.com/is4zo //makes me feel SO much better.

@mattsingley I love that @willingthrall asked a serious question about werewolves, and @manostorgo gave a serious answer.

Education Needs to Be Turned on Its Head - http://bit.ly/mxYhl (via @zen_habits)

@docmagi Whenever things sound easy, it turns out there's1 part U didn't hear. - Donald E. Westlake

lisa_hoang A bookseller creates a blog documenting 'forgotten bookmarks' in rare/used books - www.forgottenbookmarks.com (via @overheardatmoo)

@feedmytweeter Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. - Addison H. Hallock 

@WhitePineLane Try this: caption funny Star Trek pics! http://bit.ly/k5Wdu  #startrek

@successsecret "You leave old habits behind by starting out with the thought, 'I release the need for this in my life'." Dr. Wayne W. Dyer

@talkcityDJ Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

Want to see some more unusual tweets? Check out the Twitter Public Timeline here: http://twitter.com/public_timeline

All for now!
-Betsyanne

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This week's cool posts from Twitter!

This week's interesting Tweeps on Twitter... (some are edited)

I go to Twitter's Public Timeline lately to find what I call VERY interesting postings by Twitter users.

Here are some more to share. Some I have already posted here or on Twitter. Some are pretty funny. I hope you enjoy them.

RT @Jason_Pollock 20 Crazy Things Seen on Twitter http://bit.ly/102UzM rt @BJMendelson

RT @e_affinity #somebodyshouldatold me that RT stood for ReTweet and not REAL TALK! [such a noob lmao]

RT @apmckeown RT @LucasLascivious: You can turn straight people gay. It's called college.

RT @CHRISVOSS How do crazy people go through the forest?They take the psycho path. #voss

RT @RosieChihuahua If you're going through hell, keep going. - Sir Winston Churchill

RT @WakingDreamart ǪЦIΞΓLУ_CLФЦDS_CHДИGIИG :::: CHДИGIИG_CLФЦDS_ǪЦIΞΓLУ :::: CLФЦDS_ǪЦIΞΓLУ CHДИGIИG :: via @Larry_Carlson #twitterart #Haiku

RT @WhitePineLane Too, too good: RT @mashable William Shatner Recites Sarah Palin's Tweets as Poetry [Conan Video] - http://bit.ly/17bvg8

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More interesting Twitter posts

Here are some more Twitter posts I want to share with you:

@paranominal David Farrier goes on hunt for Mongolian death worm - 3 News NZ (http://bit.ly/1p6mvR)

Rather than give my mistress's family money, my parents would kick my ass. #SenEnsign (I didn't get the poster name for this one...)

I liked this Buddhist monk series:

@astralknowledge Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor in NYC, says, "Make me one with everything."

@astralknowledge Hot dog vendor: "That'll be $3." Monk gives him a five. Waits, but... Monk: "Where's my change?" Vendor: "Change is an illusion."

@KCartoski RT @astralknowledge: Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor in NYC, says, "Make me one with everything." [::DIES::]

@abjohnson235 Still. Baffled. About. Why. You. Directed. This. To. Me.

@Scott_Lord Who would like to spend a couple months touring America with a Geeky wannabe mad-Philosopher type? Could be fun! :) Talk to me!

(no names here.... ) He is still in prison sweetie, you're safe. =)

I hope you like these as much as I did.

Surprising Twitter postings

I have read some really surprising posts from Twitter lately. I want to share them with everyone. They are regular, public postings. Let me know what you think by commenting on them in the "comments" section below.

I have posted some of these already on Twitter, but others I saved for here. Hope you enjoy reading them. I just HAD to copy some of these. Some are nice, some are funny, some are weird, some really seem like mistakes, and some are... well, YOU decide.

@ZnaTrainer "A woman making up her lips is like a soldier preparing his machine gun." (Sigmund Freud)

@peacefulsue MJ's death is so different is because I think everyone feels like we all contributed to his death as a society with all the drma

@Awannabeangel The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. ---- Jane Wagner

 @breezecoffee Coffee Warning! 2 much may lead 2 completion of assignments heightened creativity disappearance of time or unbridled joy http://sn.im/cofblg

@TrumpMarketing Billy Mays' Death Is A Golden Marketing Opportunity http://short.to/i2lk

@MichaelHyatt Michael Jackson's atty: "I kept warning the family. If someone doesn't do something, one day Michael is going to wake up dead." Huh?

@kiraszwerldx0 @jadoree TeShey ehh whateverr lol I guess I gotta get my mom to call them today. mommy can ge me out of anything! =P lmao

@NaturallyEvil1my 2yr old is a psycho...she just got sent home from daycare 4 bustin a kids head open wit a phone...shes gonna b a murderer like her dad

@nrcrof lmao RT@michaelianblack:Every time Im confrontd with a tough decision, I ask myslf "What would Michael Bay do?" The answer always same: blow shit up

sort of funny: @PJA64X Very funny video http://xrl.in/27ms Pigs didn't start Swine Flu. Miss Piggy & Friends sing Swine Flu Song. Enjoy!

@revtrev The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

@jojo_da_realest It's #unacceptable that I'm Addicted & my Fix is an hour & a half away in the Boonies!! No BUENO =(

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