Showing posts with label Twitter jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twitter jokes. Show all posts

Monday, August 10, 2009

More interesting Twitter posts

Here are some more Twitter posts I want to share with you:

@paranominal David Farrier goes on hunt for Mongolian death worm - 3 News NZ (http://bit.ly/1p6mvR)

Rather than give my mistress's family money, my parents would kick my ass. #SenEnsign (I didn't get the poster name for this one...)

I liked this Buddhist monk series:

@astralknowledge Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor in NYC, says, "Make me one with everything."

@astralknowledge Hot dog vendor: "That'll be $3." Monk gives him a five. Waits, but... Monk: "Where's my change?" Vendor: "Change is an illusion."

@KCartoski RT @astralknowledge: Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor in NYC, says, "Make me one with everything." [::DIES::]

@abjohnson235 Still. Baffled. About. Why. You. Directed. This. To. Me.

@Scott_Lord Who would like to spend a couple months touring America with a Geeky wannabe mad-Philosopher type? Could be fun! :) Talk to me!

(no names here.... ) He is still in prison sweetie, you're safe. =)

I hope you like these as much as I did.


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