I have posted some of these already on Twitter, but others I saved for here. Hope you enjoy reading them. I just HAD to copy some of these. Some are nice, some are funny, some are weird, some really seem like mistakes, and some are... well, YOU decide.
@ZnaTrainer "A woman making up her lips is like a soldier preparing his machine gun." (Sigmund Freud)
@peacefulsue MJ's death is so different is because I think everyone feels like we all contributed to his death as a society with all the drma
@Awannabeangel The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. ---- Jane Wagner
@TrumpMarketing Billy Mays' Death Is A Golden Marketing Opportunity http://short.to/i2lk
@MichaelHyatt Michael Jackson's atty: "I kept warning the family. If someone doesn't do something, one day Michael is going to wake up dead." Huh?
@kiraszwerldx0 @jadoree TeShey ehh whateverr lol I guess I gotta get my mom to call them today. mommy can ge me out of anything! =P lmao
@NaturallyEvil1my 2yr old is a psycho...she just got sent home from daycare 4 bustin a kids head open wit a phone...shes gonna b a murderer like her dad
@nrcrof lmao RT@michaelianblack:Every time Im confrontd with a tough decision, I ask myslf "What would Michael Bay do?" The answer always same: blow shit up
sort of funny: @PJA64X Very funny video http://xrl.in/27ms Pigs didn't start Swine Flu. Miss Piggy & Friends sing Swine Flu Song. Enjoy!
@revtrev The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
@jojo_da_realest It's #unacceptable that I'm Addicted & my Fix is an hour & a half away in the Boonies!! No BUENO =(
