Some more unique Twitter postings

Have you been on Twitter lately? I go there to post on two places, @betsyanne and @nontrads.

While I am there, sometimes I see a Tweet that is... well.... Kool, Krazy, or just plan Kookie. Some Twitter postings make me puzzled, some make me smile, some are very useful, and some just defy description.

Here are some more I have found lately:

@feedmytweeter The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

@FeedMyTwitter Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

(name taken off) Girl your whole line up is wrong you didnt graduate from HIgh school your on Drugs and your a prostitue and your still broke

A social media love story that is REAL! http://tinyurl.com/lf3zhy #TwitterLoveStory

You Deleted Your Cookies? Think Again. Whitehouse.gov is among those using new "secret" cookies. http://tinyurl.com/l2gqaz

Doc_SmithAlex & Joe Go To College: Preparing To Live On Campus (http://bit.ly/eqvUz)
RT @brianpmoore I want more porno lady Twitter followers. They make me feel manly.

theBG I plan to delegate and outsource 90% of assignments to a university graduate in India for $5/hour. This school year will be BREEZZYYY

theBG My time = $50/hour. Essay takes 5 hours which = $250 essay. It can be done (better) by a dude in India for $25 WHILE YOU SLEEP

How to make a baby (funny)
From @lisamariemary at http://www.hippiespelunker.com/

@paranominal David Farrier goes on hunt for Mongolian death worm - 3 News NZ (http://bit.ly/1p6mvR)

Read more funny tweets:

http://betsyanne.blogspot.com/2009/08/twitter-episode-3-fun-postings.html

http://betsyanne.blogspot.com/2009/07/surprising-twitter-postings.html


That is it for this week. Thanks for stopping by!

Here are some of my sites and blogs:

My Personal Page and blog
The Nontrads site and blog
My Squidoo pages
Join me on Twitter as @betsyanne or @nontrads

More interesting Twitter posts

Here are some more Twitter posts I want to share with you:

@paranominal David Farrier goes on hunt for Mongolian death worm - 3 News NZ (http://bit.ly/1p6mvR)

Rather than give my mistress's family money, my parents would kick my ass. #SenEnsign (I didn't get the poster name for this one...)

I liked this Buddhist monk series:

@astralknowledge Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor in NYC, says, "Make me one with everything."

@astralknowledge Hot dog vendor: "That'll be $3." Monk gives him a five. Waits, but... Monk: "Where's my change?" Vendor: "Change is an illusion."

@KCartoski RT @astralknowledge: Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor in NYC, says, "Make me one with everything." [::DIES::]

@abjohnson235 Still. Baffled. About. Why. You. Directed. This. To. Me.

@Scott_Lord Who would like to spend a couple months touring America with a Geeky wannabe mad-Philosopher type? Could be fun! :) Talk to me!

(no names here.... ) He is still in prison sweetie, you're safe. =)

I hope you like these as much as I did.